The walk

On an early morning run to the grocery store this morning I spotted a redneck who was doing 'the walk'. The walk is not unique to rednecks, any male (and a few females) can do it, all it takes is attitude. You know the walk when you see it, arm slightly flexed, held at a 30 degrees angle from the body, and a puposeful walk. The walk may or may not include impressive biceps but definitely looksw more convincing with them. If you still can't picture the walk, imagine an orangatan in camo pants and hiking boots. I smiled to see the redneck doing the walk and trying to look tough, as he walked by he smelled like what my dad used to call "a french whore". I started to laugh........